The most commonly used thread during the ambiguous period..

The story begins with that awkward movie date: the heater was blowing on top of my head, and halfway through, my lips were so dry that I instinctively licked them and ended up with a bald patch.. In the dim light, he suddenly leaned in and looked at me. I really wanted to find a crevice to crawl in, because my lips were wrinkled, they must be so ugly!